Honeycutt

Created by Kyle Honeycutt, the supreme overlord of the celestial bodies that follow

Fred- Terrestrial

 * Composition: CO2 & N2, thinner, scrawnier atmosphere
 * Distance from Host Star: only 0.50 AU or 74,798,935.3 kilometers because of the restraining order
 * Density: 8.43E12 kg/km
 * Mass: 328.5E21 kg
 * Radius: 3,390 km
 * Fred is a primarily iron planet with a mountainous surface that can be difficult to maneuver, not unlike the depressing obstacles of my life
 * Fred contains no natural satellites, as it can not attract any suitable mates into its lame and weak magnetic field

George- Gaseous

 * Composition: H & He, striped atmosphere that resembles the perfect piece of bacon
 * Distance from the Host Star: 5.2 AU or 778,500,000 km due to George 's ultimately deprecating fear of light
 * Density: 5.82E12 kg/km
 * Mass: 86.81E24 kg
 * Radius: 24,622 km
 * George is a gaseous planet with faint rings around its gloriously round body
 * George contains 23 natural satellites, which can be explained by his need to overcompensate